Cats Demotivational Poster
DUDE YOU'RE RIGHT - Cats do land on their feet
TRUE TO LIFE -
CATS - Even if they had wings, they'd probably still just lie there.
SAY IT! - Say you did it, Or I choke you!
CAT LANGUAGE - We now know the signs.
WAR - it's hell
LEONARDO DA VINCI CAN'T COMPREHEND -
WHY ARE WE LAUGHING? - We've seen you naked, that's why!
CAT BATH -
EPIC FAIL - Need I say more?
NOW WHAT? -
KITTY BURRITOS - Chinese food going Mexican
BLACK CATS - Your preposterous human superstitions are quite illogical.
MY HATERS - They can kiss my ass!
CATS - They'll always leave ya hanging
RACIST CATS - I know it's wrong and when I'm done laughing I'm totally going to tell him to stop.
CATS - They're not man's best friend for a reason.
DEMON CATS -
THIS IS WHY - Dogs bite people!
SOLITARY CONFINEMENT - Sometimes, it's the lesser of two evils.
LOOK AT MY PSYCHIC PAPER - what do you see?
I SWEAR TO GOD -
PWNED - it happens to the best of us
I TOLD YOU SO - I know...I know just help me out already!
ROCK BOTTOM - She took it all, that cruel bitch, ALL OF IT! The scratching post, the litter box, even the kittens man. I just don't wanna deal with it anymore..I can haz gun in my mowth?! I need some nip
KEEP YOUR FRIENDS CLOSE AND YOUR ENEMIES CLOSER. - Michael Corleone
DOGS BEWARE - Cats are done being chased
QUALITY CONTROL - Tells You How It Is
CATS - Woman's fluffy thing The Devils cute assassins And Dogs biggest threat
FRIENDSHIP - It doesn't matter if your black, white or an entirely different species.
MARRIED MEN -
CATS ARE INTERESTING - They are kind of like girls. If they come and talk to you, it's great. But if you try to talk to them it doesn't always go so well.
LASER CATS - If Laser Cats are outlawed, only outlaws will have Laser Cats
FUTURE CRAZY CAT LADY - 'nuff said.
WHATEVER SHE IS ON - Give me some NOW
THE PM'S CAT - Cats were once worshiped as gods They have never forgotten this
CAT'S PHILOSOPHY -
PWNED - When you are owned and powerless to do anything about it. Just deal with it.
DRUGS - Dude, forget the dragons. There's a vortex in here.
CONFIDENCE - It is only necessary to have courage, for strength without self-confidence is useless. - Giacomo Casanova
WHILE THE CAT'S AWAY - Mice play special ops spy games.
FINALLY, - Someone gets it.
CHEETARA - God, how I love catgirls!
HARRY POTTER - The kids book even cats like, sad, pathetic, single cats.
WALKING ON WATER - Only for immortals and beings with multiple lives.
THE CARROT - Feel The Carrot Be The Carrot Be One With The Carrot
CAT STACKING - Just wait till that pup wakes up!
DELUSIONS VS HALLUCIANTIONS -
CATS - They REALLY don't give a Sh*t. Good for them!
REALIST - I'm gonna need a MUCH longer tongue.
THE POWER OF INVISIBILITY! - Well the invisibility coat i ordered didn't work ... But the bike does!
LOLCATS - The most annoying of all the bugs in the Matrix
RESPECT - Taking out the baddest cat proves you got fur on your balls. Fresh in the joint you either earn your respect, or forever be called a lil pussy... cat.
TIGER SHARKS -
CATZ - they dont need to talk to show their emotions
MICROMANAGEMENT - Bosses micromanage because they think they know how to do your job but they don't have clue about how to do theirs.
DOGS - Mans best friend Gods faithful servant And cats worst nightmare
DIET WATER -
CAT JUGGLING - The latest sweeping social craze.
LOADED QUESTIONS - Is it OK Mom, if the Cats sleep on my bed tonight?
LOL REINDEER -
FRACKING TOASTER - you got what was coming to you
DEVIL CAT - I told you not to touch my catnip bitch.
HOW DOES THAT SONG GO AGAIN~ - I'm gonna whoop somebodies azz...woo I'm gonna whoop somebodies azz.
HIPNOTISM - give the cat your food, give the cat your food.
THUNDER HO - Cheetara..Speed, Agility, and one long stick..no wonder she the HOE
NINJA CATS - There are several behind you. But you'll never find them.
DAEMONIC CATS - Because every bad guy needs a fluffy companion to warm his knees while he destroys the world.
MEXICO - Even God screws up sometimes.
Hunting Song -
Your Car? -
MEOW YOU TELL ME... -
THAT RED DOT - I'm never going to catch it, am I?
KITTY PORN -
THUNDERCATS HO! - Pussy galore!
CATS - now they have psychic powers
HOLDING BACK - Sometimes it's easier just to let it all out
POKER NIGHT AT SEANS -
DOGS - There's a good reason why they are 'Mans best friend'
I LOVE CATS. - Me too! Wanna swap recipes?
FLYING CATS - If you have to take the kids on a trip, do it on acid.
CALL THE AIR FORCE - cuz the guys above me failed
ASH KETCHUM - should be observing MAY instead
POLE VAULTING - Not for 4-legged creatures
KITTY CATS -
CATS V DOGS - World's oldest flamewar.... just went cyber!
BALLS - He's Tripping Them
SUDDENLY, BANANAS - five of them maybe A FEW more out of the picture, but thats it
MURDEROUS RAGE - I'd be sleeping with one eye open.
SUPREMACY - We have it and there is nothing you can do about it! So, open the can BITCH!!!
PIRATES - Every household should have one.
THIS CAT - is having a bad hair day!
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